The Macho Man LIVES!

The Macho Man may have passed away, but the MADNESS lives on in the hearts and minds of the little Savage's left behind.

I'm going to color this. I promise. Someday. It will happen. I will will it to happen. But not today. Not tomorrow. Maybe next Thursday? Am I asking? I don't know. I'm tired. It's bedtime.

DIG IT!

Christ: First Blood

Eh, this is old. Drew this back in April. I got new stuff, but I can't post it. Something about crazy electronic midgai wanting to climb into my brain through the electronic pulses sent thru my fingertips via my keyboard. It's all very weird and strange. I don't know what to do about it other than just ignore it...because we all know that ignoring a problem is the best way to overcome it.

If we ignore it, it will eventually go away...right?

That's how I deal with all of my bills.

Oh, and for those saying this sketch is blasphemous, I say "HOW DARE YOU SIR...OR MAAM...OR SIRMAAM!?" How could it be blasphemous to make the son of God look like a totally badass Vietnamese killing machine? Turn the other cheek? I think not. That was your grandaddy's Jesus Christ. Kids today need a savior that will get their attention! Make them stand up and pledge their allegiance to all that is righteous and holy!

They need a Jesus Christ that is going to look Doctore right in the eye and declare, "MADNESS!? THIS IS NOT MADNESS...THIS IS NEW JERSEY!"

Cue: Goofy falling sound effect.

APPLAUSE

The Destroyer of Bikini Bottoms

Man, so you want to know what happens when good ideas go bad? You're looking at it. Sonuvabitch had me by the throat, and I was like "Why are you hurting me!?" to which it replied, "Because I'm the bastard son of a whore and a pimp!" At first I was sort of glad, because I often like to think of myself as one who be "pimpin" but I quickly learned this a pimp of a different meaning.

I fought back with my pressure sensitive stylus I've dubbed, Sir Draws-A-Lot (because I'm nothing if not original), but the beast dodged my every thrust. I stepped back and began to ready myself for another advance, but it was in that single moment that the beast struck, crippling my drawing arm, and penetrating my creativity with its bicuspid of failure.

Rendered weak, and unable to continue, I dropped to my knees and surrendered to its will. As I finished bucket filling the last of the empty spaces in the line art, the beast then said in a mocking growl, "Now give me Color Halftone so that all may bear witness to your half-assed shame!" And so I did...and so it has become...forever a symbol of my ever growing artistic shame.

Enjoy!

TIGER DUST! Wait...

...y'know, because he's so damn old? What? No? Whatever.

DId this completely in Manga Studio...because I love it. I love it more than you. Not more than your love for Manga Studio, but my love for you. I don't love you. I don't even really like you. I tolerate you, because you have sometimes have this interesting little thing about you. Just not enough to make me love you. But Manga Studio...I love Manga Studio. If it had a hole, I would plug it...with my love cork.

WHAT!?!?

Blog of Eternal Sketch

Sup gang?

So in my last post I mentioned that I was starting a new collabo sketch blog with my buddy, Dustin Evans. Well, we're not two weeks into the new project, and we're both still digging it big time! I see this thing running for a good long while, so if you enjoy my work, or enjoy fresh artwork updated twice a week, go check out and follow the new blog.

Today's theme is Don Bluth's Space Ace. We've been paying homage to Don Bluth all week (on Monday we did Dragon's Lair pieces).

BTW: This weekend I will be sharing a table with my buddy, Hai-Na-Nu Saulque at WonderCon in San Francisco. If you plan on attending, why not stop by Artist Alley table AA-037? We'll have fresh copies of our art book, plus some brand new Street Fighter themed prints! Good times are going to be had...indeed!

Busy busy...

Got lots going on right now. The rough sketch above is a quick thing I put together for a project I'll be starting next week with a buddy of mine. I'll announce it all official like when the time is right.

Still doing design work on a cartoon project by my buddy, Mike Kallio. It's coming along slow because I'm not loving ANYTHING I'm doing with it. The style just isn't right, and I'm stressing myself out about it.

Also putting the finishing touches on a project for an old high school buddy of mine who is looking to become a golf instructor. I'll post that stuff when it's done.

Lastly, working on a really cool Street Fighter project with my studio mate, Hainanu Saulque. We're looking to unveil it at WonderCon next month. Until then, here's a sneak peak what one of the pieces. It's the line work for the hero of the franchise, Ryu. Enjoy...